January 26th, 2024

 "The dog is sick", my mom says.


My uncle´s house got broken into. I have lost count how many times that happened already. They were sitting in the living room and heard rumbling upstairs. Had the dog not have been sick, she would have warned them (that bitch). The dog´s name is Fifi. I have lost count how old she is. I have lost count of many things. One thing I lost count of is how many things I keep losing count of. She is very messy and very protective. That dog can meet you one hundred times and she will bark at you for one hundred and one time. Her hair is also messy. I do not know what breed that dog is or where she came from. My uncle already had a dog once. They called him Drug, which mean a pal in bosnian. That is what they say they named him after. I always felt it had a nice communist sound to it. Drug was very polite. Males usually are. They are not as protective as females. And everyone remembers Drug. And everyone speaks highly of him. But Drug never made so much effort to protect the house as much as Fifi does. I wonder if Drug would have been in our such good memories, if he had been just a little bit more aggressive. But no one ever told Drug to be more assertive. No one told him to be more rough. Everyone loved his kind nature. Everyone loved how soft and mellow he was. Personally, I found Drug to have been a little bit boring at times. Fifi is much more fun, because she makes people go absolutely mental! 

As I heard the burglary story yesterday, I was kind of worried about my uncle and aunt. Now I am worried about Fifi. 

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